Texas Peach

Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.

Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"

by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022

Peach Monkey

A girl that gets really worked up and climbs all over you.

When Melissa gets turned on, she is a real peach monkey and climbs all over her man trying to quench her desires!

by Mr Renaissance July 10, 2014

peach cuh

You eat peach cobbler on tour bed at 4:22 am on a Tuesday in march

I am a peach cuh enthusiast.

by Granite Smith January 29, 2025

Eat a peach

To eat ass all day!

Shayna can really eat a peach!!

by Allthefacts September 13, 2020

Peach

A princess in the Mario franchise. The ultimate damsel in distress who shows no attempt to save herself. Loves pink and rules a kingdom of mushrooms (lol). If used in conversation it would mean; a girl who depends on men and is definantly not a feminist. Usually guys will have a crush on her, but once they are in a relationship, they give up because she wants so much from them.

Boy 1: Man she's hot!
Boy 2: Don't even try, she's a TOTAL Peach.

Girl 1: Omg. She is so annoying.
Girl 2 : well duh, she's a Peach.

by Daisyistoolit January 16, 2017

Peach Fang

Cute

Peach Fang: "I am not cute!"
Someone, pointing to the dictionary: "The internet says you are"

by wldwailord March 18, 2021

Throwing That Peach

Having a really nice ass, as the shape of a peach.

Bro 1: Yo, look at the girl behind you.
Bro 2: God damn, she do be throwing that peach!

by mapleicious_memes May 25, 2022