by nolan whelan September 17, 2020
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Get the Owen mug.The nicest guy ever, he will roast you daily and works at a store with the title fish in it Gets ALL THE BITCHES AND EVEN LISTENS TO DABABY” not to mention he’s a gym rat, has a foot kink, and is in love with a person who’s name starts with a J
Damn that’s Owen
by bigbootyjudy369 July 19, 2022
Get the Owen mug.girl1: hey omg ive been talking to this guy
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen
girl2: oh..
girl1: what
girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now
girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen
girl2: oh..
girl1: what
girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now
girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)
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Get the Matthew owens mug.The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
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