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Poach an Egg

The act of a man ejaculating on his partner after sex, esp. on the stomach.
She's so hot, I'd poach an egg on her
by CubRico November 12, 2016
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass
by The aubergine man September 15, 2020
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egg eater

A male/female human who inserts his/her tongue deep into another females vagina during foreplay reaching into the uterus.
I am an egg eater because of my long tongue.

My boyfriend is an egg eater.
by Skidz395 March 3, 2014
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egg mayo

defined its a butty my nan eat at the cheesecake factory
the word egg mayo defined

a sandwich which contains egg that my nan eat when she goes to the cheese factory
by q\E September 7, 2020
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curried eggs

The act of dipping your sweaty balls in curry powder and having an Indian lick and/or suck them
Do you like my curried eggs?
Yes. Thank you very much. Come again.
by ivanolo2010 September 23, 2010
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rotten eggs

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma September 1, 2014
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eggs in the oven

When a male inserts his testes into a woman's vagina. Or in the case of gay sex, the anus.
Oh Greg! I want to do the eggs in the oven! -Katy
by CLEVIN March 21, 2014
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