non skid dildo

A U. S. Navy term typically used by enlisted sailors when the Navy fucks you again. Derived from the non skid coating on the outer decks of ships that tears up any exposed skin if you fall and is very uncomfortable to take a knee on.

Sailor 1: "So you heard deployment for extended?"
Sailor 2: "Yup, non skid dildo strikes again."

Chief: "Section 2 has balls to six again this port."
MM3 mutters: "Thanks for the non skid dildo, Chief."

Sailor 3: "You're getting out? But you're almost at ten years, and then it's just ten more!"
Sailor 4: "My ass can't take anymore BOHICA WITH that non skid dildo, dude. I'm fucking done. FTN."

by Fuck this shit, I'm out. October 5, 2018

non driving motherfucker

1. (Noun) A person who acts like a back seat driver
2. (Noun) A person who doesn't have a driver's license and proceeds to tell a licensed driver how to drive, where to turn, etc.
3. (Noun) Anyone who doesn't drive and is a passenger in a car who complains about every facet of the driver's behavior on the road.

I wish this non driving motherfucker would let me drive her to work. Next time, she can take the bus!

"Stop telling me how to drive you non driving motherfucker! If you want, you can get your own license!"

by Sigma Rigel June 1, 2021

Non-Discriminating Friend

1: A guy friend, usually semi-attractive, who acts as a friend and wingman for his friend who is trying to pick up an extremely attractive girl who is being blocked by her DUFF. This man is not afraid to sleep with a three hundred pound gorilla, and is a vital asset to his friend who is attempting to get with the hot girl.

2: The ultimate counter to the big fat friend

The Non-Discriminating friend's motto: So what if you're a cow? I'll nail you anyhow.

by JaydenJehenna December 10, 2011

non removable battery

The worst thing to ever happen to Samsung phones.

My battery is dead and I can't swap it for a fully charged one because I have a non removable battery.

by nonremovablebatteryphonessuck March 30, 2017

Non polite shorts

Shorts but there hardly shorts because they don’t cover the cheeks

Joe- what you wearing

Beatrice- my non polite shorts

Joe- dam! Whole cheeks out

by Hoezlife January 5, 2020

Non-Gangsta Rap

Much like clean rap, it is rap music that doesn't focus on the gangster lifestyle and mostly doesn't have any graphic or explicit lyrics.

Before the rise of gangsta rap artists like Ice-T, Public Enemy and N.W.A., some notable non-gangsta rap artists were Grandmaster Flash and the Sugarhill Gang.

by CelticEagle February 20, 2019

Non-drinking thinking

Serious and clear headed study of a tough problem that must be solved.

I need to do some non-drinking thinking before I get another tattoo.

by The Tom dot com January 15, 2022