Busted Knee Caps

When she desperately wants to give you head

Oh honey, I wanna suck your di—*thud* awww fuck, my knee caps. (Busted knee caps)

by ǝɹǝɥʇ ollǝɥ October 17, 2019

Toledo Knee buster

When a person jumps off the Carlson library stairs and ends up tearing their ACL. Bonus points for convincing other people that is happened during basketball

Kyle just did a Toledo knee buster, and he told everyone that he even got fuckin bonus points!

by kg10 January 21, 2011

Knee-high on a grasshopper

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?

by Chief financial officer David October 27, 2019

Itching my knee

When one masturbates

"I like itching my knee at night."

by lil.jiggle December 12, 2020

knee cap banker

An unscrupulous individual who loans money at high interest and will inflict bodily harm when payment is short or not forthcoming upon request.

Tommy owed the mob $1500 and was short $300 on payday. The Knee Cap Banker collected the cash and now Tommy is on crutches and owes $600 (principal + interest).

by TheLadfromTrinidad April 28, 2014

getting the knees out

The moment during a sporting event when anxiety reaches a critical mass, causing a spectator to pull on their pant legs to a point at which their knees become visible.

I had just walked into the bar and could tell the game wasn't going well. It was only the third quarter and Dean was already getting the knees out.

by YANNInotYANNI February 19, 2012

Salad tossing knees

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts

She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees

by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019