nice guy

1. A guy who might very well get laid a ton but will never pleasure fuck someone he knows is vulnerable. A nice guy is just as capable of casual sex as anyone else but he'll give you the heads up.

2. A guy who is usually very handsome and secure enough about himself to empathize with women. He might have problems fitting in for not betraying his values but he persists.

3.A man often derided by ugly jocks and stupid girls who equate the presence of empathy in a person with an absence of confidence.

4. A very cool, profound man who often possesses great artistic gifts. He may grow up to be a rockstar and laugh in the faces of the petty little shitheads who teased him for not fitting in.

5. A man who will kick your ass just as fast as any other if you mess with him but would not dare hit his wife or girlfriend.

That cool rocker was a nice guy who was opposed to sexism with a passion. I'll be damned if he didn't kick that jock shithead's ass though...

by Laertes July 29, 2007

nice

the word you use when you can't think of anything that isn't insulting to say about a person.

Guy 1: "wow this major slut just text me and asked me what I thought about her, what do I do?"

Guy 2: "Just say she is really nice."

Guy 1: " But she's a total bitch!"

Guy 2: "I know, just tell her she is nice, she'll take the hint."

by colton the flying monkey May 21, 2011

nice guy

A male who claims to be nothing but nice and compassionate towards women and as a result feels he deserves acknowledgment from females but never gets any because in reality he is actually a douchebag for thinking that he is owed something just for being respectful and nice. That's called being a fucking decent human being, dummies, and no one owes you shit for that.

This guy thinks he's going to get some ass just because he's nice to me sometimes. What a stereotypical nice guy.

by amateurleader July 6, 2014

nice move

good job!

A: oh shit! I've left my wallet at home

B: nice move!

by rkhodaverdian June 14, 2016

Nice nigga november

In november all niggas should be nice with to each other:

it's nice nigga november so we should all be nice to each other:)

by Remias10 December 6, 2019

its nice

ITS NIIIICE!

a quote from the legendary BORAT!

borat: my name a borat! i like you! i like sex, ITS NIIIICE!!

audience: hahahahahahahahahaha ITS NICE I LIKE!!

by gawJESS January 4, 2008

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic

woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021