Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.

Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection

by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021

Natural November

In Natural November people are not allowed to wear make up. this counts for lip gloss as well

person 1: i was thinking about what to wear tonight

person 2: just remember no makeup because it’s natural November

by game chase November 3, 2019

Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.

Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night

by trashy menace April 11, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Man Of Nature

The Lord that controls all parts of nature, including chickens and cows, to bring evil to justice.

Ah-ooh
Ah-ooh
You should know that a man
With the power of nature
Can bring you to the end of your luck
And you should know by my stride
And the look in my eye
That you're about to be massively forced to give up!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back
Before it fades to black
They might look harmless
But they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
Ah-ooh
Ah-ooh
With the power of nature
You're never alone
And you can't let evil run amok
Every beast, every tree follows me to the end
And you're about to be massively fucked!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back before it fades to black
They might look harmless
But they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
You're young and you're hungry
Perhaps short on money
I give you this chicken today
Its eggs for your dinner
Its legs for next winter
You won't have to steal again
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go)
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go)
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li...
- Man Of Nature

by Yan Vismok January 29, 2025

All Natural

Hairy, Fungus infused mole on a sweaty teenager named Jared Getzler

Eww what is that. “ It’s my all natural”

by Hairy All Natural January 7, 2019

Naturical

Having the characteristics of nature.

Wow man! That shirt is so naturical. Where'd you get it?

by Urban_Dictionary=👍 February 3, 2024