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non skid dildo

A U. S. Navy term typically used by enlisted sailors when the Navy fucks you again. Derived from the non skid coating on the outer decks of ships that tears up any exposed skin if you fall and is very uncomfortable to take a knee on.
Sailor 1: "So you heard deployment for extended?"
Sailor 2: "Yup, non skid dildo strikes again."

Chief: "Section 2 has balls to six again this port."
MM3 mutters: "Thanks for the non skid dildo, Chief."

Sailor 3: "You're getting out? But you're almost at ten years, and then it's just ten more!"
Sailor 4: "My ass can't take anymore BOHICA WITH that non skid dildo, dude. I'm fucking done. FTN."
by Fuck this shit, I'm out. October 5, 2018
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Non-Gangsta Rap

Much like clean rap, it is rap music that doesn't focus on the gangster lifestyle and mostly doesn't have any graphic or explicit lyrics.
Before the rise of gangsta rap artists like Ice-T, Public Enemy and N.W.A., some notable non-gangsta rap artists were Grandmaster Flash and the Sugarhill Gang.
by CelticEagle February 20, 2019
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Fake non-dick

Person who is a dick but pretends not to be one
Harvey Weinstein, Tom Ashbrook and the guy from Minnesota are fake non-dicks.
by jlb0576 January 6, 2018
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non removable battery

The worst thing to ever happen to Samsung phones.
My battery is dead and I can't swap it for a fully charged one because I have a non removable battery.
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Non-starter marriage

A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.
Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.
by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018
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Non polite shorts

Shorts but there hardly shorts because they don’t cover the cheeks
Joe- what you wearing

Beatrice- my non polite shorts

Joe- dam! Whole cheeks out
by Hoezlife January 5, 2020
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non corona related

a sentence is not corona realted when there is no mention of the Covid-19 in it
waou ! this definition is not non corona related
by not-alerady-taken March 17, 2020
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