mushroom pie 

they live in your basement. you must be able to hear them at nite. they sing this song: da da da daaa da..dadadada KELLY....KELLY dododododoooo!!! albert was a sailor, a sailor like this!

the mushroom pie joined the choir

mushroom pie by adad May 29, 2003

Mushroom Cut

When a male swings his glan on the forehead of a female giving the effect of cutting her hair with your mushroom (dick).

"Dude, whys your dick out?"
"Shut up, I'm about to mushroom cut this freshman."

Mushroom Cut by mushroomcutter September 20, 2009

mushroomsock 

A faglord we all know and love for being the cancer of the minecraft community...

mushroomsock is such an asshole! He just flames threads!

mushroomsock by Woah12312132455 June 29, 2016

MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH 

Slang for a SMALL PENIS

VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH

DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH by ER FRED ER January 1, 2012

portabella mushroom 

the foreskin of a penis flarign out wide to make the penis resemble a mushroom

that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day

portabella mushroom by james howlett March 23, 2004

mushroom stamp 

pullin your nuts out and droppin them on a bitches forehead

1. "hey man, jacquelyn is sleeping, be quiet!"
2. "hell naw, im gonna go in there and mushroom stamp the fuck out of her face!"
1. "do that ish...hold up, let me get the camera!"

mushroom stamp by Robby V. October 21, 2009

Mushroom Limbo 

The act of licking a sexual part of the body which contains a liquid dispercement of bodily fluid, leaking on to chin and can also be mixed with "ass cream" making a nice creamy meal for your whole family to enjoy!

"Holy fuck they are doing the Mushroom Limbo all over this mother fucker eating it everywhere!"

Mushroom Limbo by Sanchez McDoogles February 28, 2007