monkey jello

an amazing gay guy who thinks he's straight

'Jose totally checked out my shoes and and then asked me out! what a monkey jello'

by suga-bob July 4, 2008

song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.

Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"

by bndrs March 27, 2012

Monkey Cannon

A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.

Last night I drank 4 Monkey Cannons and dropkicked my son.

by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021

Monkey dart

When you fold a dollar bill long ways at a strip club.

This past weekend i was throwing monkey darts around left and right at the titty bar.

by Zwallander15 April 12, 2010

wombat monkey

an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.

Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!

by Lilrandom July 6, 2008

Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her

Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night

by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015

monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.

The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.

by Biomed88 October 13, 2013