mommy

something my bf calls me because he’s a horny shit.

“mommy?”
“what”

by evoca February 26, 2023

Mommy sorry

When a person sees a person they simp for so hard starts spasming out verbally in a fit of the words "Mommy sorry "

Omg its sakuroma!! Mommy sorry

by TomsPookieWookieBear March 8, 2023

Mommy Day

30th March is the day where everyone celebrates Mommy Day, and I'm not talking about your mother figure.

Male: Yooo happy Mommy Day
Hot woman: thank you

by YUNOWASMAD March 20, 2023

MOMMY

mommy

mommy suck me

by nkvo;efn March 23, 2023

Mommy Cormier

The sexy mother of Carl. Cheryl, but also Tessa. Hot mom

Chris: wow, look at that Hot chick
Hank: Yeah, she’s a real Mommy Cormier

Carl: cool & fun

by Carlthebartender April 1, 2023

Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does

Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy

by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024

2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 13, 2024