March 17

Annoy your best friend or sibling

It’s March 17th so I have to annoy my best friend or sibling

by Mlcg1 March 15, 2022

march sadness

An overwhelming emotion in response to the cancellation of the entire NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.

"Why are you so sad this week? Coronavirus got you down?"
"No. It's March Sadness. There's no basketball this month, and there's no other sport to turn to!"

by poscogrubb March 16, 2020

march 14

mmmm the baddest bitch was born on this day ngl😏 opppp she kinda thick too ZAMMMMM

omg she born on march 14 🤭HUHHHH

nobody gives a fuck

by gimmmeheadhoee_JPirespectwoman March 12, 2021

March 21

the birthday of all heterosexual men except those who are half brazilian

March 21
“Someone: Hi today is my birthday so I’m heterosexual

Me: No because you are half Brazilian”

by 2plus2is4minus1is3quickmaths October 20, 2019

marching band

Months of physical excretion that pushes even the best band student to their breaking point. It consist of a series of vocal commands such as gush and go, rep it again, and set this dot.

non musical friend: Marching band isn't a sport
Marching band student: What do you call running, marching and standing for three hours strait?!

by Marching.Band.Geek September 26, 2018

march 4

non-national stepsibling day

1. hey bro it’s march 4th
2. dammit i was gonna kill my step bro today
1. no dude; send him a nice paragraph
2. but-
1. it can wait until tmr
2. fine.

by yoxrs.trxly March 4, 2021

March 16

National give your bf a hug day. Give that special boy a hug day, he'll love it.

March 16 is a day where you give your bf a hug.

by Lnshabvd March 8, 2022