man eyes

When you don't really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it's not there.

It's right in front of you! Take your man eyes off!

by 310Nicole November 17, 2016

salernitana man

The biggest Portuguese fraud, salernitana man is ready for the upcoming season, to statpad against a team coming from serie B

after crotone got relegated, penaldo got angry, and assumed the mantle of salernitana man

by mcera May 27, 2021

slope man

The one true all power full god we all shall bow to his might his opposite is verticals line they are evil all hail slope man

“Give slope man your soul please”

by Cult of SlopeMan January 21, 2020

Ant-Manning

Starting anal while flaccid but expanding after entry

Paul Rudd and Josh Brolin were recently seen Ant-Manning on the set of Avengers Endgame.

by Jason Howlett March 23, 2019

Smile Man

The devil that walks the earth

literally the incarnate of evil on earth

The last thing I will see is smile man -everyone

by huge yikes March 16, 2021

Creamy Man

A man who lives to toss salad and/or get his salad tossed.

Joe: Hey Rob, let me munch down on your poopchute!

Rob: Thats the third time you've asked me that today you douchenozzle.

Joe: Nuh uh, its the first time.

Rob: Just shut your face you sick Creamy Man!

by Sir.Davey October 12, 2010

The Peepee Man

A certain kind of man-child known to haunt West Virginia hollers and internet chatrooms.

Goddamnit, I went to the store, and The Peepee Man bought all the damn Delsym!

by stompykins November 2, 2018