murder box

A creepy box full of spooky shit that might help you detect a fictional murderer!

I got this Murder Box in the mail and it literally scared the shit out of me! Seriously, I had to burn my favorite pair of pants so no one would know!

by Billy Bing Bong November 19, 2017

murder hobo

A Dungeons & Dragons player character who is known for killing first and asking questions later.

Person A: How is your party going?
Person B: Not very well, I tried to get them to save a group of orphans but they are all murder hobos.

by Maddaloon February 8, 2024

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

murdering the innocent

What black ppl love doing

"Aye bruh I'm just capp dat faggot ass elderly white boy. I luhhhhh murdering the innocent bruh" -jarmelquavious freeman circa 2019

by What name hasn't been used yet December 19, 2023

Murder one

Another term for a shiesty mask

Murder one mask is a Ski mask, shiesty mask

by A yoo February 16, 2024

Murder!!!!

When Ja Rule was in his early teens he witnessed a murder. This caused severe trauma that resulted in a nervous tick. Whenever he is scared or frightened he cries out spontaneously murder!!!

O God please don't let me remember the murder!!!!

by anonymous April 16, 2023