McDonald's day 

A day you can eat as much McDonald's as you want and not get call fat April 22th

Him your fat

Her you can't call her it McDonald's day

McDonald's day by Fatgirl99@hotmail. Com May 29, 2018

McDonald's 

(The following is actual only for post-USSR nations, especially Ukraine) 1) A place where you can sell 0.5l of cola 2.5x the price.
2) Synonym for free toilet.

1) McDonald's somehow managed to sell me 0.5l cola for a whole dollar (25 UAH), when I can buy 1l of cola for 60¢ (16 UAH) at the local store.
2) The nearest toilet was paid, so I went to McDonald's to pee in their toilet.

McDonald's by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 30, 2018

McDonald's 

McDonald's is an American fast food company, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and proceeded to purchase the chain from the McDonald brothers. McDonald's had its original headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, but moved its global headquarters to Chicago in June 2018.

Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.

Phone: New message
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??

McDonald's by Project 2411 June 14, 2020

McDonald’s French fries 

The soggy unsalted noodles sold by McDonald’s

Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”

McDonald’s French fries by Nargoth.theripper July 1, 2020

Joyce McDonald

When somebody believes that absolute power is absolutely powerful and absolutely awesome to wield. They often say things such as, "The reality is, those that have the votes, win. It is what it is."

Joyce McDonald's are usually jaded because they spend most of their adults lives without power but once they get power they spend years getting off on it to the disgust of everyone around them.

When the nobles orchestrated a coup at the castle they started acting all Joyce Mcdonald-like, usurping all power especially when it was inappropriate.

Joyce McDonald by PlebianTacoma April 11, 2011

Ronald McDonald Physics 

Physics that would be bullshit anywhere else then Planet X, where McDonald land is located.

Ronald McDonald Physics is where you can fall onto a spaceship from an astroid in space after you say that there is no gravity in space.
Or
It could possibley be when you have one worker at a stand running a monoply of burgers when they grow on burger bushes.

Ronald McDonald Physics by crazyevilbob1 October 27, 2012

jaxon mcdonald 

The best fucking basketball player ever in the whole fucking world, hes so fucking sexy and hot.

Jaxon McDonald is basketball

jaxon mcdonald by EzPezz October 2, 2017