the most sweetest kind hearted man. he’s different from other people. he has his own little thing. he’s caring. he’s handsome. he has beautiful blue eyes. he’s absolutely perfect.
by soove October 28, 2019
Get the matthew harpermug. by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022
Get the Matthew Keymug. by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020
Get the Matthew Johnsonmug. A soccer player who vapes
by Stephslunch December 23, 2016
Get the Matthew koreckimug. 
The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum
"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"
by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016
Get the Muddy Matthewmug. 