Landon

a big knucklehead who can be nice when he wants to but is also a butt. he likes to throw things and has a tendency to push people in ditches. hold onto your things he has sticky fingers. he likes big boys with big feet and even bigger eyes. he has a funny laugh and he eats pita bread with ketchup. if you know a landon then let him go. it’s a trap! just like collage. and he probably smells too.

“Wow is that a Landon he smells like pita bread”

by interestinglyenough October 13, 2018

landen clay

A name that is very susceptible to jokes

Would it hurt if you jumped out if an airplane and you landen clay

by TheBigLandouski October 21, 2018

Landon

Landon is a mo folking bad ass with a long schlong but one dis advantage a landon has is they usely have there hair to the right wich makes them a gay fag but he gets every ledi

Landon fucking destroyed my pussy lastnight me too

by Austin doesnt even November 7, 2018

landon west

Sexy he will always be their for you and he is also a very good boyfriend.

Sean’s of humor Landon west is adorable

by Yannie23 November 23, 2018

Landing strip

A thing rectangular shape cut into the pubic hair of your lower region

I didn’t need directions to her pussy the landing strip directed me right away

by The_Milk_Man6996 December 8, 2018

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019