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Jon

Jon is god. Jon created all. Jon is seen as a monkey to the blind eye. He may be a piece of paper but jon see's everything.

Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.

Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born
Speaker 1: today's Jonday
Speaker 2: yes we all love Jon

Speaker 1: praise the monkey God
by anonymous March 24, 2022
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Jon Olsen

"Jon Olsen is miles's number 1 shrek daddy
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Jon

Jon is a great person.He truly cares about you,he will never let you down and he will always try to make you feel happy when you pout.He will sometimes make fun of you but he will then try hes best to cheer you back up.Deep down in his heart he cares deeply and loves you unconditionally.Treasure him forever and dont take advantage of him because he will be hurt.Dont depend on him either.Be the best person you can to him and make sure not to affend him.He will love you no matter what,as friends or more.
jon-your so annoying
you-i know

jon-sorry not sorry,go frick urself man
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jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
by Jonsmum February 11, 2014
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The Jon-a-thon

a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.
He's definitely The Jon-a-thon
by TheSancho December 30, 2010
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Jon

When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.
The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon
by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025
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DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart
"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"
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