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Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 19, 2021
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Jon

Jon is god. Jon created all. Jon is seen as a monkey to the blind eye. He may be a piece of paper but jon see's everything.

Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.

Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born
Speaker 1: today's Jonday
Speaker 2: yes we all love Jon

Speaker 1: praise the monkey God
by anonymous March 24, 2022
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Jon Olsen

"Jon Olsen is miles's number 1 shrek daddy
by Memes i love memes April 16, 2022
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Jon sturtz

A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls
by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021
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Jon Groller

Person 1:OMG LOOK, ITS JON GROLLER
Person 2: cool I guess
by DirpDiamond May 10, 2023
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jon-roll

A throw made in disc golf that is close to the basket, but then rolls away and makes for an impossible putt.
If I hadn't jon-rolled into the creek, I would have made par.
by Zyphus March 13, 2008
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Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."
by 7568ino April 20, 2025
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