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Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,
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Jon

Has a big penis and gets all the girls.
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Jon-luis

“Jon-luis ” always been misunderstood with everything
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Jon Jay

an amazing person who is very handsome, has the best personality, very funny, is a good person and has goals, sometimes can be annoying or bratty but it’s fine, a bit racist, will make you laugh a lot even when ur not in the mood
jon jay is beast

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Jon

gg go next jon
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Jon-Paul

Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."

Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.

They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.
Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!

Girl2: isn't he so cute?!
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Jon

a fucking legend, a boss and the sex God, will fuck your crush and your girl, your sister and more he will also make you cry
RABDOM ASS DUDE:hey Jon
JON:kakapupu
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