Jordan

A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.

Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?

by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019

Jordan

A cat dad you sits one person away from me in buissness, he is a cool dude with two kittens (?) and he built them a sanctuary before he got them. is is the coolest dood you'll ever meet! :)

Wow man, hes a cat dad, his name must be Jordan!

by John56tom December 11, 2019

Jordan

big gay

Hey bro you're pretty Jordan

by Izzyboiiii November 3, 2019

Jordab

Jordab is a name of the most iconic person ever. If you have this name you must own a Jimmey and had dated a boy who’s names belong in frames. Jordab’s are in love with TØP (manly Josh Dun) and love to draw. They thiccc and usually have a best friend who yells at the kids on Halloween.

Person 1: Omg look at that person!!! There so....
Person 2: it’s a Jordab!!

by TØP||-// November 6, 2019

Jordan

The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.

Man, he totally Jordan'd my joke!!

by Uncle Cactus November 7, 2019

Jordan

Hot girl with BIG TITTIES

I want to fuck Jordan

by Shitmaster2000 December 18, 2019

Jordan

Usually a player he likes to have several girlfriends and he’s careless about everything and don’t get him mad because he’s scary and he’s kinda hot

Jordan: I like having multiple girlfriends

by Im retarded December 19, 2019