January 23

Who ever is born on january 23!! Your literally so good at sports! and you love to hang out with people! they always have the best birthday!!<3
And have lots of friends! mwa

friend1: bro is today your birthday?? its says january 23 is the best birthday yet!!<3

friend2: yea today is my birthday! thanks bud!<3

by gigiii<33 September 2, 2021

January 11

national gay day. you HAVE to be gay all day idc all the gays are sexy. kisses all the gays

its january 11 so im gay

by pssylver3000 November 23, 2021

January 31

The day where short people must do everything short people want!

January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.

by Viknetic January 30, 2023

January 12th

at this day, if a girl is born, she is simply the best. There is a chance she's funny, there's a chance she has emotional intellect, there's a chance she is considerate and there's a chance her name is shez.

Boy: hey I am going to suicide!

Girl: why?

Boy: I met shez and that's all I wanted from my life!

Girl: what's a shez?!!

Boy: someone who is born on January 12th!

by Akkkkuuuuun January 11, 2023

No Juul January

Throughout the month of January, you cannot hit a Juul, otherwise you have the infinite gay. Those who follow No Juul January may Juul after January is over.

Bro 1. Hey bro, you didn't hit the Juul right? Otherwise you have infinite gay
Bro 2. Nah man, I'm staying true to No Juul January

by ComradeWithBigSad December 30, 2018

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

January 25th

A special date

January 25th is a special date when a special person is born you would be lucky to have a friend born on this day <3

by Bolena January 3, 2022