I just wind babied and it smelled like garbage.
The officer thought he heard a crying infant but it was just a wind baby.
The officer thought he heard a crying infant but it was just a wind baby.
by River Stone March 04, 2022
When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.
Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.
by Pregnasty May 02, 2021
noun
The scent that sticks to your body after spending a lot of time in windy conditions. It is the most noticeable in longer hair because they are lifted up and stroked more by the wind. The smell itself could be described as energetic and youthful.
The scent that sticks to your body after spending a lot of time in windy conditions. It is the most noticeable in longer hair because they are lifted up and stroked more by the wind. The smell itself could be described as energetic and youthful.
Person A: Hey, does my hair have wind smell?
Person B: *puts Person A's hair up to their nose* oh, it does!
Person B: *puts Person A's hair up to their nose* oh, it does!
by frogs_are_neat March 01, 2020
Similar to second wind. 16th wind is experienced when one has exhausted all forms of energy but is confronted with a sexual act of some sort. 16th wind is the reserve reserve reserve energy the body keeps in case of such emergencies .
He was so tired he couldn't even stand but his girl came in with a on sundress and boom he got the power to grab some booty.
16th wind.
16th wind.
by Smuckers 3300 September 30, 2019
by Tunnel_lover March 27, 2025
When you’re getting your salad tossed and an impossible fart slips through into an unsuspecting face.
“This girl was licking the ol’ dark side like a champion, and I let a rim wind slip right into her face.”
by mhurd57 August 30, 2020
A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 08, 2022