When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
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"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."
(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)
Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.
(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)
Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.
by R. Lethe November 17, 2020
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Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
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Get the Texas Tuesday mug.man, tuesday downtime was supposed to end at noon. it's postponed AGAIN and it's already 4pm!
pers 1: yo dude, it's tuesday.
pers 2: oh man, i guess that means no sunwell plateau
pers 1: nope.
pers 1: yo dude, it's tuesday.
pers 2: oh man, i guess that means no sunwell plateau
pers 1: nope.
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