retro real

you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.

you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka

damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!

by ron jaworski, quarterback October 6, 2012

Get real

When allu messes up his m'1s so bad oh my fucking god it is a single button it ain't that hard jesus christ cmon man just hit the damn button.

Guys he is about to Get real

by The one known as H July 10, 2022

Real Paprika

The Real Paprika is the god of the Paprika religion. The Real Paprika is the man who will lead us to the Paprika Heaven.

The Real Paprika is watching us kids!

by Paprika?! March 3, 2019

Real Networks

A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.

Dude, don't trust anything made by Real Networks.

by The Real Driller April 3, 2021

Real Temptation

The irresistible urge to consume Munchee ChocShock

Have you tried Munchee ChocShock? It is THE definition of a Real Temptation.

by Truthaboutchocolate February 26, 2023

real estatement

A store located in a high-traffic / posh area. Prime real estate selected to make the brand seem bigger than it is.

"Opening that shop in Rockefeller Center certainly makes a real estatement!"

by Boundlessj November 20, 2013

eating real

When you and the boys get set a fat peng meal for you all to enjoy.

Look at my pizza,boys we are eating real.

by Linknbill July 22, 2017