Skip to main content

Blake’s G-day

It’s the day u give Blake his G-day gifts.
Gabe: aye it’s Blake’s G-day
Joe: I know, I got him his g-day gift
by Blacky_Chan_ October 16, 2019
mugGet the Blake’s G-daymug.

Blake

Blake's are usually very blonde with nearly white hair. They smoke cones every-night and love not party and destroy pussy. Blake is a dumb cunt but can be smart at times. Blake is one of the best friends to have.
Kath - "OMG Blake are you sure you're gonna have another line you already had 9 within the past hour?!"
Blake - "Nosh brudda, I still haven't snorted the coke yet"
by Snowman420 September 3, 2019
mugGet the Blakemug.

Blake

Has a small dick and will always be very small and kind but can be mean to his good friends and he is an amazing person 🥰 he’s small and cute
Girl 1: hey look it’s Blake

Girl 2: he’s cute and small I could put him in my pocket
by Ayyyygangpoo December 7, 2019
mugGet the Blakemug.

Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024
mugGet the Blakemug.

Blake

A Blake is someone that will bully you. I’ve known one for 7 years and he still bully’s me even if I try to get along with him
Blake: Hey loser
Random kid: leave me alone

Blake: not until you stop being a loser
by @ttv_trio_ August 18, 2020
mugGet the Blakemug.

bitchass blake

A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.
Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.

Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.
by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021
mugGet the bitchass blakemug.

Blake

the most handsome and beautiful man in the world with the best butt and private parts
Dude Blake is so cute
by Everrsabuser October 11, 2025
mugGet the Blakemug.

Share this definition