An Ian

Karen's mate. Ian has to jump when she says jump, or else. Ian washes her mini van, shovels her drive, brings her dinner. Ian holds her purse and baby as she complains to managers at Wal-Mart. An Ian never kicks Karen's hornets nest. Ian knows better.

He lets her treat him like shit, what an Ian!

by Bama Wins! 80 December 7, 2021

Ian Fariss

A short young lad full of freckles and very few friends. Also known for being a dick and lonely.

"Do you know who Ian Fariss is?"
"No."
"Me neither."

by Ilovetorchwoods123 May 22, 2019

The Ian

The worst painter at EasyQuip PTY LTD. Thinks he’s better than Matt, but not as good.

you think you’re good but you’re just the Ian

by WetSock_69 July 12, 2023

Ian V

Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.

Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"

by iouwadkhiawugeyhjkhwaiuegjhwa October 27, 2020

Ian Bustamante

Zestiest mother fucker on this planet he loves femboys and playing league of legends. He is the zesty prince he also has horrible music taste

Look at that guy he looks so gay!
He’s probably an Ian Bustamante.

by Kanye sucks ong lmao!!!! December 16, 2022

Ian

Ian is a funny and hot guy that makes jokes out of anything he sees or hears. But once someone is uncomfortable, he stops and never mentions anything about it again. Hes mad smart and gets straight A's and B's and hes def had many people crush on him and he knows it. Once youre the love of his life, youre lucky because he rejects anyone . Youre special to him and he has a soft spot he's comfortable enough to share with you <3

girl: Ian is so funny omg.
Me: hes mad hot too he should tutor me in science some time ;)

by D011z.V1s10n January 5, 2022

Ian

Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.

Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"

by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022