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Who’s a hooker? Holly
by The ACTUAL Neil February 15, 2022
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Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.
Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
by Trudilicious December 31, 2023
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Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed
"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"
by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019
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cuddle-hooker

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise
I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.
by realrd245 February 3, 2012
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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