yomosexual

Sexuality type in which the person openly has sex with people who are not legit. Commonly hackers, cheaters, gimps, and terrorists.

Dude, my friend decided to fuck Saddam, that's her decision in life to be a yomosexual.

by Lameversion July 6, 2007

hobosexual

A gay dude with a cold.

"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."

by Lenses January 3, 2008

Halosexual

someone who is heterosexual in the real world, yet falls in love with members of the same sex when playing Halo 2.

oh moonrock dude, you are sooooooo awesome with that Battle Rifle dude, that is sooooo sweet, dude we need to play with each other more often, dude I’m getting a boner from your mad skillz, OMG dude I think I'm becoming Halosexual! wtf dude??

by LegendaryBart July 28, 2006

halosexual

Halo-lovers who threaten to kill each other on Xbox-live instead of duking it out in person. They always refer to each other by their profile names even in real life.

"What? Are you gonna threaten to kill me online?....you halosexual..."

by Barg February 6, 2006

domosexual

Someone unnaturally attracted to bald people.

George Costanza's girlfriend is a real domosexual

by involuntarymisogynist April 26, 2009

Nomosexuality

Exactly the same as pomosexuality, but less pretentious sounding (i.e. No More Sexuality as apposed to Post Modern Sexuality).

"We've had Gay/Straight Alliances, but how about we just stop putting stupid superficial labels on people and be who we want to be? Say yes to nomosexuality and you say yes to no more bullshit labels from society."

by charmeleon_p3 September 24, 2013

hazmosexual

When someone expresses their sexuality in a way that you feel like you need a hazmat suit to deal with it.

When my roommate walks around naked on a tuesday at 2pm, he's being a hazmosexual.

by dimadeal October 30, 2011