golden bag of paradise

when tea bagging a whore you grap ahold of your stiff rod and piss into the air trying to cover her from head to toe in yellow disipline

man i gave that broad one hell of a golden bag of paradise last night and man did she get what she deserved

by hank the cranker August 24, 2009

Goldberging

When someone crushes the other team so hard that he or she decides to switch sides for a better challenge. It's like making your own team hit an iceberg, but more satisfying.

Josh: "I can't believe how bad we crushed those noobs."
Hunter: "Yeah man, but it wasn't even fun. I'm switching to their team for a greater challenge."
Josh: "Aw, come on! Why are you always goldberging?!"

by Lavabirdgm July 15, 2015

golden state warriors fans

typically a bandwagon piece of shit with low intellect and have just recently been exposed to stooph carry AKA stephanie curry and snake durag AKA kevin dipshit.these know-it-all frick heads are the parasitical scum of the NBA and we need to exterminate every single one of these pieces of shit and throw them onto a desert island with no food.

golden state warriors fans:
bandwagoner:HAHA stooph carry and snake durag are the best duo in the league!MVP MVP,we are going to win the championship!
REAL NBA fan:Name one other player in the warriors that isn't in the starting line up
bandwagoner: ...
bandwagoner: i have no idea because i'm the scum of the NBA and need to extradited to a desert island with no food or resources

by Murphy1144 June 2, 2019

Red Gold

When in the act of fucking a girl, you begin to pound deeper and harder until you strike red gold.

Making a girl bleed when she isn't on her period.

A play on the word "Black Gold" which is oil and can be looked at striking it rich

It can only be attained by guys with:
A. Huge Rods
B. Sever Dick Curves
C. Guys with stubble on their dicks that can cut a pussy hole

My guy Marc was slamming this bitch with an absolute fury the other weekend when I heard him scream... "I DID IT, I HIT RED GOLD!!!" The sheets looked like they were covered in red food coloring!

-Marc successfully hit red gold because of his severe dick curve

by MF6 December 3, 2010

Golden apple

An item in Minecraft that is used for when fighting bosses when eaten it gives you absorption and regeneration || for a short second

Guy:1 hey bro I had 20 golden apples the ender dragon left me with 7

Guy:2 nice

by A big bird July 25, 2019

Golden Nugget

The First piece of excrement that comes of out after a long constipation allowing the persons bowels to empty.

I was in pain from being constipated for several days and I felt a bubbling sensation in my abdomen. I finally got the golden nugget out and the rest started to flow.

by NorthCalScooter August 6, 2009

golden corn hole

This is the legendary meticulous act of peeing in your girlfriend’s butt. It also can be done with a drunken girl who does not expect a thing. This act should be done only by professionals. However, it is usually just talked a lot about over some beer

Legend holds that Stees actually peed in his college girl friends butt once. However as myths and wise tails usefully go. The Golden Corn hole was created with lots of KB and good Colorado microbrews. “Hey Amy can I pee in your butt”, Andy said after his 14th beer. This later has been called the golden corn hole which every guy must admit has thought of going to a girl in his lifetime.

by TheBuckbuck July 20, 2006