Geeklmfao

An acronym for Cock and ball torture <3

Ben Shapiro: I could really go for some geeklmfao right now
Prince Andrew: of course sir

by Hayshit May 9, 2021

Geekathiod

What you would call a geeker at their highest level of geekdom.

She was crowned geekathiod when she couldn't come down from fantasy land to reality.

by Wthesnakelady August 28, 2021

Gëëkënësë

A dialect of English that is commonly used in the mumble rap culture, artists most known for this entitlement are Yeat, Lil Yachty, Yung Kayo etc. This way of speaking was popularised in Portland, Oregon as thats where the biggest form of recognition for the language originates (Yeat).
The dialect commonly uses (ë) (ä) (ö) (ü) (ï) instead of (e) (a) (o) (u) (i) as a representation of being “high” or “druggy”.
Honourable Mentions for the representation of Gëëkënësë include James Addison (Writer/Lyricist), Jonathan Hernandez (Writer/Lyricist),
SeptembersRich (Artist/Mumble Rap), Savio Travis (Writer/Lyricst), and Akos Maluzsack ( Writer/Lyricst) whom contributed towards extensive use of “Gëëky” Vocabulary from artists and influencers.

Yö, Twïzzy, Yöü fïnnä püll üp tö lüh höüsë? |

Hello friend, do you wanna come over to my house?

Gëëkënësë Example ⬆️

by Kevin Toor May 6, 2023

feral geek

1) An offshoot of the usual techno-geek.
Feral Geek(s) are exactly that, feral, they aren't tame and have a tendency to snark at people.
They usually don't take crap from anyone, and have no problem terrorizing their minions.
(see Dr. McKay from Stargate Atlantis)

2) A fanfiction writer on ff.net for the Stargate Atlantis fandom.

A true feral geek can scare all jocks in a ten mile radius.

by Aure March 11, 2007

computer geek lecturer

In Israel it's one who was dunked head in the toilet and flushed on by the basketball heroes of the school and who set dates with girls that didn't show up in highschool. He joined the army glad 2 not see those jerks. in bootcamp the other soldiers held him down on the ground to fart on his face. After bootcamp the computer geek served a shit job at tel hashomer or lotem base cleaning the personal toilet of the disciplinary officer who spent 20-30 yrs eating only burgers. Once the israeli computer geek is out of the army he goes to university, does well and goes on to a msc and phd in computer science. On the way the computer geek makes himself excuses like "no time" for having had no dates in his life nor going to the gym or excersizing since bootcamp. Once the israeli computer geek is a lecturer it's a bit different. He can be an asshole in his own way giving bsc students weekly tasks where only the geeks like him who suffered in highschool and bootcamp don't lose part of the grade before the exam. When the Israeli computer geek is an educat the divorced 33-46 yr old women consider the man they meet at the pub since he isn't as dumb, drunk or broke as their electrician or nut salesman ex husband and an asshole to young bsc students counts as an asshole. Finally when the Israeli computer geek is in his way on top he also gets a good fuck when it no longer matters. A computer geek lecturer is the lecturer for any computer course you take in university who gives you shit.

Those computer geek lecturers want to feel good about themselves even though in highschool they were stood up by the hot chicks and dunked head in the toilet bowl for a flush by the basketball hero jocks so they give us impossible homework that only geeks like them can do.

by Math student with difficulties May 11, 2013

band geek

Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.

*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.

Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)

by bomb-shnizzle-tits June 10, 2013

Mega geek

A person of knowledge of any geek related stuff and is associated with having no life, while knowing things that includes anime, video games, comic books, movies, and books.

My best friend is a Mega geek, and never had a girlfriend ever.

by Pikachuomega January 11, 2016