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Ghost Shit 

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.
BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"
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ghost hickies 

when you wake up or sit up after being in an awkward position and you have red marks that look like hickies
Boy: Where did you get those hickies?
Girl: Oh, these are ghost hickies. I slept all twisted up last night.
ghost hickies by ooferz May 27, 2018

Ghost Roast

To roast someone by omission. Generally without them knowing they've been roasted.
"Did you see that congratulations email Lindsay sent? Yeah she totally Ghost Roasted Bryan and Michael by leaving them off! Sucks to suck."
Ghost Roast by RoastyBee June 6, 2018

Ghost Memer 

A person who memes for another without taking credit to gain a competitive edge on ones' opponent
Ayo Jiggz got a ghost memer making all his memes!
Ghost Memer by Ghost Account July 19, 2018

Ghost broom 

Noun; A broom that appears to be standing on it's own. Generally found in the middle of a shop floor.
Randy was startled by the ghost broom and almost fell over our if shock.
Ghost broom by Ollie Queen August 1, 2018

Ghoster's Guilt 

When you ghost someone and you feel so bad for ghosting them because you're actually deep down a decent person, so you text them after 3 weeks and give them a late ass lame excuse on why you went MIA and why it won't work out.
Ghoster's Guilt can be defined as sending a message like, "Hey. Sorry that I've disappeared. I've been dealing with a lot of personal problems these past few weeks. You're so full of energy and a fun person to be around. I wish I could get to know you better but I don't think I have the emotional energy for it. It's not fair to you. I'm sorry. :(" to the person you ghosted for 3 weeks.
Ghoster's Guilt by BooTheGhost August 10, 2018
A clear men/woman also known a spirit
ghost by jjjasper8 November 28, 2018