You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

by killacrip August 12, 2021

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Eagle hit

When you cheat on your girl with someone who is much lower than your main girl.

You hear Chad eagle hit on his home girl. You seem that other girl, that was a deep dive.

by Reeming September 29, 2021

the unexpected eagle

As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed

I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.

by Moglisid December 28, 2017

Blood Eagle

1. Viking torture method in which they would rip a persons rib cage out of their back , then turn their skin into wings.

2. Where two people have period sex in spread eagle position

1. The Vikings had performed the “blood eagle” torture method
1. I’m so mad at this person I could turn them into a blood eagle

2. I’d love to try the “blood eagle”

by Totesnotacow July 30, 2022

Eagle Foods

An American food manufacturer based in Cleveland, Ohio. The company was established in 2015 by Paul Smucker Wagstaff after acquiring ownership of the Borden canned milk brands (Eagle Brand, Magnolia, Milnot, PET). Also a comfort food manufacturer

Eagle Foods is the best.

by SPrice1980 November 30, 2022

Eagle Scout

The "rank" someone achieves after having sexual intercourse with a little person (e.g.: dwarf, midget, etc). The insinuation is that very few individuals can claim to have had sex with a little person, just as few people can claim the BSA rank of Eagle Scout.

"Did you hear that Dylan made Eagle Scout?"

"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."

"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"

by Ponyo Bond April 19, 2023