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Guy-Whos-Hair-Does-This

a person whos hair flips to the side (must motion the direction of hair with fingers when said)
"hey, guy-whos-hair-does-this, can i borrow some hairgel?"
by SCHOOLBOY1 January 17, 2010
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dressel

one drinks more than occasionally and to the extent of returning intoxicated. Also known as one who may inadvertantly get human waste in odd places such as shower heads. Dressel may be interpreted as #1 or #2. This definition explains #1.
Damn he is fucked up like a dressel.
Dressel has been passed out for hours!
by 607B fo sho April 13, 2005
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Dresden, Ohio

A town filled with old ladies looking for baskets and deals that stare when you drive by and have no idea how to use a crosswalk. This brings about the points game.
Why would we go to Dresden, Ohio? I don't want a basket or an old lady staring at me.
by hueyc November 26, 2010
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best-dressed syndrome

The obsession to always be perfectly dressed for the occasion. This syndrome usually afflicts recipients of the "best-dressed" award in high school yearbooks. People with this problem will feel the need to change clothes multiple times in a day, and even design an elaborate outfit just for hanging out with friends. The afflicted will also put-down others like sport.
Why is Colby taking so long to get ready? We're only going to Shalimar India...

I dunno, I guess he has best-dressed syndrome.
by The G00se August 6, 2010
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horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.
I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.
by Pedro September 29, 2003
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that's what a man does

The definition for "That's what a man does" entered by Burner is perfect.

the phrase itself derived from the Girl Next Door...
-There is this really hot girl, the girl next door
=So did you bang her yet?
-Yeah, right I banged her (sarcasm)
because "THATS WHAT A MAN DOES."

Lines that are associated with "what a man does":

"All I wanna do is bang hot chicks" (girl next door)
"We are all going streaking...through the quad to the gymnasium" (old school)
"F#CK IT, I'll squeeze one" (GND)
"We can't lose our composure" (OS)
"You got to use my girlfriend, shes so good, wanna give her a throw?" (GND)
"I guess I am a little freaked out about only having sex with one person (points to his wife) for the rest of my life" (OS)
"How's the rack?" (GND)
"Do you know how lucky you are to land someone as sexually enlightened as Hedi..look Columbus wasn't looking for America when he went sailing away, but he found it and that sure as heck worked out for the rest of us" (0S)
"I would have nailed her right there and then"(GND)

FOR INFO ON HOW TO DO WHAT A MAN DOES: Learn from anything that a man has done in the Girl Next Door (especially giving her Bourbon to get her drunk for sex) and Old School. These are textbook examples of "what a man does."
examples are listed above.
by Ytown man July 14, 2005
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Droe

'Fit' another slang term for Pretty
Oh man, she's well droe!

(Wow, look, she's well pretty).
by T-Risely April 11, 2009
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