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backseat driver

A person who is sitting in the backseat of the car and is constantly telling the driver what to do.
Hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.
by tHe_DarKonE September 18, 2007
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jersey driver

New jersey licensed drivers who drive with a purpose...some may say they are wild and crazy, however that is what they are accustomed to. They lack patience and at times courtesy.
When your driving on the highway and you see people coming flying up, assume its a "jersey driver".

Someone cuts you off...."Jersey driver".
by jerseygirl123 August 15, 2011
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paki driver

the term used to describe any brown skinned driver of south asian origin.

They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.

Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.
My car got hit by 3 paki drivers last year and none of them had insurance.
by great success April 4, 2006
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Cemetery Drive

A fucking brilliant song by the band My Chemical Romance from the album Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge. Truly every song by them is a miracle.
back home, off the run
singing songs that make you slit your wrists
it isn't that much fun, staring down a loaded gun
so i won't stop dying, won't stop lying
if you want i'll keep on crying
did you get what you deserve?
is this what you always want me for?
by Lindsay Nelson May 9, 2005
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Wank Driving

Someone who jacks off while driving. Please note this is extremely dangerous as most men loser thoughts of what they are doing during orgasm.
Wank Driving;

playboy magazine delivery boy gets extremely horny and starts jacking off in car causing a serious of car accidents and some free magazines.
by Mr.MagicMushrooms August 2, 2010
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high wank drive

like "high sex drive" only with a need for masturbation instead of sex
Tadhg: were you wanking again Kevin?
Kevin: leave me alone Tadhg, you know i have a high wank drive!
by wiseguy2505 June 17, 2010
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samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003
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