Mississippi Door Mat

You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.

I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer December 26, 2014

knocking on the back door

Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.

Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!

by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009

back door betty

A woman who likes to take it in the ass.

Mike's girlfriend is a back door betty.

by TAC April 28, 2003

back door action

butt fucking; ass wrangling; poopshoot pounding; cornholing; bunghole banging; fifth base; reaming the asshole; what your mama let me do to her last night; stiking it in the butt-hole; browning the man-sausage; sticking the hot dog in the bun; making a kielbasa sandwhich

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

door knocker

Not what the name really seems. Should be re-worded to "nut knocker" but, what the hell, right? So the door/nut knocker is a sex move where as the women (or man) is providing hand or oral pleasure to the penis when the giver grabs the sack and starts beating it against the gouch, like a door knocker.

KRISTY TABING gives an awesome door knocker...i bet she practices..

by tator tot April 1, 2004

blow the doors off

1. To speed past another car.
2. To beat a car in a race. Usually used when a person won by a large margin.

"That guy wanted to race me...I blew his doors off."
"He wants to race me and the only thing he has on is a muffler. I would blow the doors off that piece of shit."

by Ricer von Chopsticks September 20, 2013

Amish Back Door

Having butt sex during a power outage.

Damn, this power outage is boring. Wanna pass the time with an Amish back door?

by AmishLord June 9, 2017