Dolphin Dick

A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole

Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Dolphin

A rapey aquatic animal

Dolphins are rapists

by Musical Chairs March 23, 2021

Dolphining

When someone air humps making dolphin sounds and body movements similar to the long dicking body movements.

Did you see that man dolphining. I almost died of laughter.

by Long dick dolphin April 2, 2021

Dolphin rape

When dolphining hump somebody like they are about to get a long dick. Also known as dolphin dicking.

That man just ran up and dolphined so hard it is a rape case. They got caught dolphining and were charged with sexual harassment. Dolphin rape and dolphin dicking is illegal.

by Long dick dolphin April 2, 2021

Dolphin

A golfer with a handicap of over 18

He shot 47 points but plays off 26, the dolphin

by Dolffin May 16, 2021

Green dolphin

When you drink a green four Loko and spit it in a girls anus then drink it out of it

I performed a green dolphin last night on alice

by ralphpeabody25 June 5, 2021

Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.

Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?

by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021