Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.

"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."

by 8res August 19, 2018

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Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality

"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"

by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016

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Digital Prostitute

Someone who uses dating apps such as Tinder, Buble, Plenty of Fish, etc. to either promote their Only Fans, sell their "content", or offer sexual services for money. They often try to get you to add their Instagram or Snapchat account. They typically unmatch with you shortly after their solicitation.

High School Ian: "Did you get any matches on the app?"
College Mike: "Yeah, but they were all Digital Prostitutes, so I deleted the app."
Dave: "As you should, The Hub is free!"

by Lonely_bastard July 12, 2024

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hit me up with your digits

This means give Allyssa your phone number and do not punch her in the face up into the sky!

New phone, new number. Hit me up with your digits!

by allygatortears June 3, 2014

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Digital Content Creator

A person on Social Media, such as META CHAD, or META KAREN, who clicked a new button one day and now they believe they're a professional.... with no content created.

Meta Chad's profile says he's a Digital Content Creator so he can put his cartoons all over Facebook and then act like he's a talented, professional hack.

by Arklahomeboy June 6, 2025

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