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Digital Canvassing

Supporting a cause (ideology), politician, or organization (501c3 predominantly) on the internet: clogging up social media and the companies server space. Regardless of the analog format or digital format it all stinks of rotting time and space of unsuspecting. No one really cares about saving the whales or growing organic wheatgrass or going to another person's alma mater in order to support the college to keep the underwater basketweaving program afloat pretending it has a viable career option or worthy investment of your time and/or money.
Rando Internet Mutual Aquantance:
Hey dudes and dudetts for my birthday teaming up with facebook fam in solidarity and to occupy greenpeace diesel barge for oceanic protest of the ancient ritual of Japanese Whaling.

(Forewarning Friend)
Hey broh, watch out for that cat who is a mutual acquaintance wants you to join their cause and protest with signatures from the street corner to start digital canvassing for money from suckers. When you see them at the party this weekend don't engage. Abort Abort.
by foxtrotsrabbitburrows December 23, 2022
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digital driver

A car driver who resists the analog world, proving a curve *is* a sequence of straight lines, and that incessant acceleration mixed with braking approximates a smooth highway speed. Most often found by locating the guy with car-sick passengers.
That drive back from the bar with Leo nearly made me hurl -- he's such a digital driver! Nearly killed the hula girl on the dash.
by Frogman Tim1 September 20, 2011
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digital exploitation

The exploitation of digital media to unfairly influence the outcome or to create an unjust result. It can be a form of cheating and illicit practices that take advantage of and exploit media users. In some cases, media users are programmed to go viral with misinformation or disinformation. Much like when an arson strikes a match when the conditions are favorable for a wildfire to spread in ways that are most damaging to the environment.
The Russians have learned quickly that they can positively influence the outcome of an election through digital exploitation. much easier than conventional war. Surprisingly they have the help of a large minority of the public who support their candidate right or wrong.
by mlhiss October 29, 2019
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digital cigarettes

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.
Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.
by DigitalCigarettes December 4, 2023
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digital distancing

Precautions that should be taken against incoming calls, messages and notifications by other people during pandemic.
I am going to go crazy, I look at the phone more than usual. I want digital distancing too urgent.
by kiliczsh April 15, 2020
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Digital Salute

noun - a salute is a sign of respect. It is also a traditional way of showing your hand to make it obvious that you do not have a weapon in it so are not threatening.
A digital salute is a friendlier version of that - needing only a single finger. The middle one. Usually served with beer & friends.
hot-gf: “Selfie?”
R2: “well let’s all show the digital salute for that - smile!”
by BobBEGGZ July 27, 2025
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