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Xavier's dad

Xavier's Dad is a alien that wont shut the fuck up, This dude really listens to Radio Head. Bro, He might be a Frog named Uncle John too, but all I know from his Facebook page is that he might be a Alien that wants to flood Michigan, specifically Detroit.
Yo, have you talked to Xavier's dad?

No, He Flooded Detroit 💀

Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.
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conservative dad

a father with many guns, ready to shoot if you ask his daughter out.
boy: may i take your daughter to the movies?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?
by fortnut is dead September 25, 2019
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Our dad

Our dad is Laura’s dad.
He’s funny, has glasses, a bit awkward on camera but its absolutely fine. Our dad, we love our dad because he has cool hair. Our dad is very much the most best-est dad in the whole wide world.
random girl from England: he’s our dad now boo
Laura: LMAO
by #1 fan of dad April 12, 2022
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pageant dad

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018
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Awesome Dad

Often referred to as a living legend, pro golfer, and sometimes even as The Xbox Master. Many belive that an "Awesome Dad" is the most difficult thing to come by or find naturally.

Additional information - National "Awesome Dad" Day is typically held on July 7th by most families
Johnny: Did you hear that Jackson's dad is..... an "Awesome Dad"?

Tim: Woahhhhh!!!!!
by k00pDa July 1, 2023
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dorky dad

the best kinds of dads, because you can make fun of them when they tell horrible dad jokes.
Dad: "Hey, want to hear one of my jokes!"
Me: "You're such a dorky dad."
by SomeBoyNamedSue December 24, 2017
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German dad

German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.
Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019
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