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Bottom Dollar

I bet my bottom dollar on this one, Djidda.
by tktktktktktktktktk August 14, 2023
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zimbabwe dollar

a currency that transcends cardinality
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High dollar piss

Go grab some high dollar piss at the chevron.
by Wade, MD. September 21, 2023
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Soapin on my dollar

When your roommates use your soap and shampoo without permission.
I am all out of shampoo, you been soapin on my dollar?
by DctrDave December 28, 2011
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Iraqi-ass-dollar

The act of creasing any denomination of paper currency the long way; placing the bill between one's ass cheecks. This must be held for a period no less than 30 minutes prior to exchanging for goods or services.
While riding to purchase a jeep Cherokee, a 1 hour 45 minute drive away, my cousin informed me he had a surprise. Before arriving on our long car ride he pulls over counts his hundred dollar bills and says one is missing. Pulls one out of his ass and says my "Iraqi-ass-dollar!!! Let's ride!!!"
by Reyer December 24, 2012
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two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever
Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.
by BestPseudonym March 21, 2014
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The Ten Dollar Haircut Place

A place so mysterious iit has never been found only rumors can tell you the truth the legend is as follows:

To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.
Me: I have a question.
Friend: What?!!
Me: Where's the ten dollar haircut place?
by $10 January 17, 2017
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