using a rusty trailor hitch, preferably from the 70's or 80's to pleasure your self analy or vaginaly
I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"
by Floppy J October 11, 2010
when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself
I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.
by lmaowords August 20, 2009
The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.
This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
by MelPOM August 30, 2009
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