German dad

German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.

Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019

eat dad

Suck my dick

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad

by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022

Nicole’s dad

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.

“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke”

by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018

Barnacle Dad

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?

“What’s up Barnacle Dad!”👨

by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018

dad soda

Any type of chilled brew a dad would consume after mowing the lawn, getting home from work, dropping the kids off at practice or while watching the news.

Ay, slip be another dad soda.

by FathersDay July 21, 2015

Vanessa's Dad

Hates Tyler H because he thinks there dating but little does he know what Tyler said....

Vanessa- my Dad says he docent want us to talk rn

Tyler- I didn't do anything yet all I did was carry bedwars Vanessa's Dad

by vilagger999 November 1, 2020

Dad Scent

That gruff smell of ones father that almost every small child has experienced. A mixture of sweat, pheromone and man; and a little day old deodorant.

Over all a comforting smell.

For a college student, Ron has a pretty fierce dad scent; he doesn't even have a dad bod yet!

by SupremeMoustachioRonJohnson October 25, 2017