Cock Clinger

SomeOne Who wont Get Off Your Case And Wanst to Generally Know The Cocksize of All There Freinds.

"Dude My Cocks 8 inches How Bigs Your"
"STFU YOU DIRTY Cock Clinger"

by Badazzwords August 13, 2009

Cushen Clincher

Supressing farts in the work place

When your at your desk and have to fart, you fart into the cushen of your chair while your lower mid section is tucked nicely and firmly up against your desk creating a cushen clincher

by plasma membrane July 14, 2010

The Caulin Davis Effect

The product of including someone in your band, only to realize shortly that your band now sucks horribly. Symptoms include excessively being made fun of, the odd desire to add two-stepping to all your performances, frequently getting the stinkeye from others, or just sucking all together.

Woah man, why is it every band that this guy is in sucks?

That, my friend, is The Caulin Davis Effect at work.

by trololwut October 27, 2011

boston cling on

It's like when you have a shit and it dangles stuck to your ass and then you have to wiggle it off.

I need to change my diet as I've been having many Boston cling ons lately

by Snooze_hound May 8, 2015

Slow-clinger

A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).

"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"

by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015

kevin clines

Kevin clines are for faggot ass retards who like a piece of shit style.

Hey i got Kevin clines aperal that means you are a retarded faggot.

by DeeezNutzzz April 28, 2016

marshawn clinch

The act of having to clinch a shit while running like Marshawn Lynch to the bathroom.

Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!

by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016