The Cobra

The Cobra is a legendary college ritual performed by taking someone preferably of the opposite sex and putting a line of cocaine and a small pile of salt on their stomach. The Cobra is initiated by taking a shot of the most potent liquor, followed by licking the salt pile. Then one will take a bite out of a lime, then finally snort the line of cocaine.

I don't know why I'm dressed as a geisha girl. Must be because I did The Cobra.

by Tones Dah Bones December 27, 2011

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Happy Cobra

A legendary male yoga position requiring extreme flexibility, and a fortunate endowment such that you can perform cunnilingus on yourself, and potentially never leave the house.

Ever since Joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. How'd you hurt your back Dave - working on the happy cobra? I heard that Mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.

by Arkanoid_Champ August 6, 2012

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Kurt Cobanging

Fornicating with your significant other while listening to Nirvana

Im sorry for the loud grunge music the past few days my wife and I have been Kurt Cobanging, it's done wonders for our marriage .

by Websters2 June 12, 2015

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kurt cobain

the most iconic man alive. (who btw is not dead lolzies)

1. bro kurt cobain slays!!
2. i know right!!

by ayeshasslut March 6, 2021

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kurt cobain

the loml.
the purest soul that has ever existed.
a legend of grunge and frontman of the iconic group nirvana.
the one who saved my life and inspired me and continues to inspire a lot of young people who want to change this shitty world.
istg he was so cute.
never has anyone impacted my life and my way of thinking like he did.
he literally changed me and made me become a better person.
we love you kurt. rest in peace <3

i miss kurt cobain sm

by well whatever nvm August 24, 2021

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