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The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.
"Illinois football fans gather in a stadium to watch their local heroes perform The Chicago Bear. "
by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021
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growing up in chicago

Interviewer: Best part of growing up in Chicago?
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬
by Amphibian Requesting death November 30, 2020
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chicago

Chicago. One of the most amazing people. He will always try to comfort you while being a complete idiot. He’s usually out of a relationship and not willing to get back in. Has trust issues but it’s fine.
Yo did you hear about chicago

Yea dude my mans just jumped of a cliff
by Iamirresponsibleinways December 5, 2019
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Chicago

(she-cah-go) A city in the state of Illinois. To prove if somebody is truly from Chicago, ask them what block they from. If they say O-Block, whoop they ass (depending on their speech pattern). If they say Lamron, whoop they ass but not as bad because they did they research, anything else is valid.
"EEEEE Shordy she thick asl onfg! Whea she stay at? Im tryn crack onb!"
"She stay somewhea onna South Side"
"Of where?"
"New Mexico. *slaps the nigga* CHICAGO FUCKING GOOFY"
by ACEFRMDOUGLASS September 13, 2022
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."
by Zachschway June 9, 2018
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Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.
Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party
by MdoubleT December 25, 2023
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