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Carl

Carl has a massive cock
by iWantToUnlive November 10, 2021
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Full Carl

1. To go Full Carl you must eat cannabis edibles to the point of incapacitation.

2. When going Full Carl you must eat weed candy in a reckless and careless manor because you're going to be high as shit in a few hours and you don't care.
Lauren went Full Carl Friday night. That girl was high as fuck!
by Long Long Donkey Kong April 21, 2018
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Carl Jayson

A person who you can describe as shy & very quiet. Those two words are the common words used to describe him. Although his real personality is completely the opposite. Once you get to know him, a sweet, romantic, gentleman is hiding behind his mysterious eyes. He may not be the boy-next-door type but he's got the attraction by words. He's not great at letting out his feelings but only a special someone can bring out the best in him. He is great and someone a girl would want to have.
"Who's that boy she's dating?"
"That's Carl Jayson, his eyes are hot af!"
by Pseudonym0912 June 8, 2021
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Big daddy carl

A older man who loves to disco, prolly aslo a teacher and loves looking at kids
My teacher is a big daddy carl he won’t stop staring at me and the boys
by CRAFTYKAREN June 6, 2022
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Carl

Carl is a just a normal Lebanese guy who loves life (def) he is vey sweet and loving idk anyone that doesn’t like this guy other than the fat guy in his class but no one likes that guy he will help you with everything I MEAN EVERYTHING and he loves everyone

Hopefully he doesn’t pass away on April 30 at 2:56 am 2025
By Mr.Nobody :) also the MCLAREN P1 IS THE BEST CAR EVER MADE

Just a normal Car guy I hope Carl is reading this the Carl my friend not a random dude from Africa (lol jk)
by anonymous April 4, 2025
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Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to a worthless carlroach.
Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"
by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025
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Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
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