Pufferfish Care

A furry

Person 1 "Pufferfish Care is my favorite YouTuber"
Person 2 "Pufferfish care is a furry"

by TwinklyToedTyler June 14, 2023

Like I care....

Something somebody says when they don't care. Yeah literally that's it.

YO Jessica!!! Look at my new Versace purse!!!! " Like I care....Its ugly anyway..."

by Nelldoesthings December 24, 2022

selfish-care

The belief that self improvement happens in a vacuum or begins and ends with oneself. As the opposite of collective care, selfish care symbolizes the hyper fixation of today's western society on individual efforts in regards to self improving and self care. Those individual efforts are often tied to capitalism and the self care industry, as well as colonialism.

iLiana Fokianaki explains in 'The Bureau of Care: Introductory Notes on the Care-less and Care-full':

"While depriving citizens of care, NAS narcissistic authoritarian statism nonetheless capitalizes on the individualist notion of care, widely promoted as “self-care” through an industry with billions in revenues. By ... taking care of oneself, contemporary subjectivities ... are tasked with the care of their overworked bodies, but are less and less interested in the well-being of bodies that are outside of the immediate realm of their family, class, workplace, city, country, and continent. They are further burdened with individual responsibility for their own care, since care has lost its character as a human right and has become a paid service. ".

Selfish care is the accumulation of influences from NAS on individual's belief systems about the notions of care. It represents the indoctrination of the capitalistic evolution of the care system, expressed through the associations with self care that tie it to a profit-driven industry.

"I can't come tonight, I need to do some face-masks and watch Netflix."

" Oh, so you're doing selfish-care tonight henny"

"I'm gonna treat myself. F*ck it, selfish-care"
"You do you, boo"

by soosoosoo December 10, 2023

I don't care what I can or cannot do

I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.

Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

mom cares

1) When something is hella sus or sketchy

2) When you show concern about something or someone

1) "Look how mom cares this place looks

2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"

by PineapplePete_Official January 2, 2021

take care of your gun

Take care of your gun: What David Virgo says when someone tries to mess with him, meaning to take care of their ass (gand/gun in hindi)

When someone tried to start trouble with David, he just said, 'Take care of your gun,' meaning they better watch out and handle their own business

by Silversurfer789 January 12, 2025

anti-care

Actively not wanting to be concerned with something or someone. Disinterest but more active - usually because there is some kind of drama around the object of the anti-caring, or because others do care about that thing/person.

Person 1: I know you have a preference which season of Ultimatum we watch first

Person 2: No, I REALLY don’t care. In fact, I anti-care. Please just choose.

by ButterBear4 October 4, 2023