Canned

Getting imprisoned

My boy just got canned for shotting drugs!

by PussyEater112 May 19, 2015

cannell

Overall awesome. Usually in the streets as a hipster. Nice, amazing person who wants to help people out. Is somewhat Christian, gives the best rides in the world. Usually cuter than most guys. Adorable and is nerdy and obsessed with comics and action figures. A great convincing public figure.

I met a real cannell today, I scored big time!

I hope doctor cannell gives me his special treatment.

He's such a fucking cannell , he takes all the girls.

I can't belive what a cannell day this has been! I'm so happy.

by Lolisballsinmymouth. September 6, 2016

Cape

when a gay woman has a boyfriend/husband or child in an attempt to cover the fact she is gay

Female equivalent of when a gay man calls his girlfriend a "beard"

Me: "oh look, Sharon has put a cape on"
You: "she should just be proud of who she is and accept that she is gay"

by lilsmoosh June 10, 2020

Canned Bread

It’s beer.

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

by SkullyBoiBrody May 25, 2021

cannesb3ans

Cannesb3ans is a really cool tiktokker with almost 1000 followers. They're a really funny person that post about bo burnham. She also came up with the idea of boconut, which is bo burnham as a coconut.

Person 1: Have you seen Cannesb3ans new video? They're so funny!
Person 2: Yes i have! She's so funny!

by makehappyintro September 28, 2021

the Cape Cod

The Cape Cod is a two person sexual activity, needing one receiving male and an individual to initiate the act. The initiator stands behind the male and lowers until their arm is between their legs. The arm is bent upward to grasp the penis to provide a model of Cape Cod and it's culturally liberal tip, Provincetown. The penis is then stroked with a firmly grasped Provincetown until the male finished and releases his ferry.

Upon finishing, the initiator must address the male with the phrase, "thats some good fuckin clam chowdah!!!!".

I gave 3 bucks to that guy and he gave me the Cape Cod behind a 7/11

by thoseturtls August 27, 2014

Candy Cane

A slang term to represent a young girl, usually under the age of twenty, but most commonly under the age of eighteen.

Term originated from the idea that not many mature females eat candy canes compared to the younger generations.

He’s such a candy cane seeking motherfucker!

Yo, that girl is a candy cane. I don’t fuck with that.

He was hitting on candy canes all night.

She a candy cane.

by Reclick May 19, 2018