When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!
I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face
by MrHummus February 12, 2025
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Mapicc: Minute, you fucking idiot! Don't Orbital Strike Cannon the Orbital Strike Cannon!!!
Mapicc: Minute, you fucking idiot! Don't Orbital Strike Cannon the Orbital Strike Cannon!!!
by sunkissedyaoi April 20, 2025
Get the Orbital Strike Cannon mug.A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025
Get the Milwaukee Cheese Cannon mug.The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."
Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
by Dash71101 September 3, 2019
Get the Hand Cannoneering mug.One person (male or female) gets into doggy style, then another person injects napalm into person one’s rectum. After prepped you light the rectum area on fire, creating gas from the napalm to build in the rectum and eventually explodes out the butthole like a cannon.
Henry: my butthole NEEDS some heat, you tryna Vietnamese cannon me??
Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.
Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.
by Socrates_the_philosopher September 17, 2025
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Get the Cannon mug.A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016
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