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Cained

When someone makes a rhetorical and redundant statement about a situation to seem humorous and intelligent. Instead of coming off as such, it usually reduces the intellect of the person making the statement. This is often, and efficiently done by the semi-retarded and socially inept character Horatio Caine on CSI Miami. The usual result is that the person hearing this will roll their eyes, sigh, and change the channel. Also referred to as Tautology.
Suspect #1 - " I swear I didn't touch her!"
H. Caine - "You don't have to touch someone to shoot them."
Suspect #2 - "Shit, dude... you just got Cained!!"
by the Den of Iniquity May 11, 2010
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Calinizing

The fraudulent practice of injecting events into web-based calendars purporting to be from reputable sources in order to induce victims to infect their computers with malware.
Calinizing is a much better term than calishing.
by calishing August 27, 2019
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calinightmaregirl

A sexy nightmare goddess who steals the souls of men during their sleep. She is picky however, because she will only steal the souls of alpha males for her collection. She collects these souls in hopes of generating enough energy to escape from the nightmare world and return to the dream world, where she was originally born.
Hey bro, I had a nightmare and I saw calinightmaregirl!!! I begged for her to take my soul, but she refused and said that she has no use for the souls of incels and disappeared =(
by fuckahandle October 15, 2020
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calindwindachinda

i killed a calindwindachinda
by hotboy6969 November 15, 2021
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Caline

Caribbean sexy girl with undeniable charm.

Without doubt the most unique and true person you will meet in your life! She is very pretty but she doesn’t know it.

Sparkling, always smiling, she will make you feel someone special by her side.

And in bed she will make you feel like a Greek god of Olympus.

Caline is a strong, independent and intelligent woman.
She has a smile that can light up a dark room.

If you are lucky enough to meet a Caline, take care of her, she deserves it.
Beware, Caline does not like chocolate and eats tofu
by Caline's boyfriend November 22, 2021
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Caline

Caribbean sexy girl with undeniable charm.

Without doubt the most unique and true person you will meet in your life!

She is very pretty but she doesn’t know it.

Sparkling, always smiling, she will make you feel someone special by her side.

And in bed she will make you feel like a Greek god of Olympus.

Caline is a strong, independent and intelligent woman.
She has a smile that can light up a dark room.

If you are lucky enough to meet a Caline, take care of her, she deserves it.
Beware, Caline does not like chocolate and eats tofu
by Caline's boyfriend November 22, 2021
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calinssavre

She’s an amazing editor, her chaotic edits are so so funny. she honestly brightens your day with stupid jokes and she’s overall an amazing person. she’s the friend you need.
Have you seen calinssavre’s edits?! they’re amazing
by a very gay someone February 5, 2022
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